Jesus Christ is my Saviour and my Lord!

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Proverbs
27:6 Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are excessive.
28:1 The wicked person flees when there is no one pursuing, but the righteous person is as confident as a lion.
QUOTES
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer
"It is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom." Albert Einstein
"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." George Bernard Shaw
"It is madness for a sheep to talk of peace with a wolf." French proverb
"No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious." George Bernard Shaw
"Be friends with the wolf, but keep one hand on your axe" Russian Proverb
"My way of joking is to tell the truth, because the truth is the funniest joke in the world." George Bernard Shaw
"I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?" Martin Lawrence

Nice and Meaningful Funny Stories...

Only these three stories has a very good meaning...But the others are nice too... :D

As I wrote below before:

As you all know...funny stories has a meaning inside...maybe not in every funny story but in most of them...so when people don't even understand the funny story itself, I wonder how they are going to understand the meaning of which the funny story gives!!!I will publish some good quality - meaningful funny stories...Hope you can understand the stories and the meanings...But again...I'll write two story's meaning for you! :D

1:
“ A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport.As she had to wait for hours, she decided to buy a book and to spend her time. She bought,a packet of cookies too.She sat down on an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace.Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies were kept,a man sat down, opened his magazine and started reading.When she ate the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt infuriated but didn’t say anything. She just thought: “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch his eye so that he does not forget this daring!”To each cookie she ate, the man ate another one. That was letting her fume up with rage but she couldn’t react.When only one cookie remained, she thought: “ah... What will this abused man do now?” Then, the man, divided the last cookie through the middle, giving her the other half.Ah! That was too much! She was too angry! Then, she caught her book, caught her things and headed to the boarding place.When she sat down on her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her purse to take her eyeglasses, and, for her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched,closed!She felt so ashamed!! She realized that she was the wrong one... She had forgotten that her cookies were kept in her purse.The man divided his cookies with her, without feel infuriated, nervous or mad......while she was very mad, thinking that he was dividing her cookies . And there was no more time to explain herself... Nor to apologize!”

Ok...I'll write the meaning of this story: Life is a place where before blaming others, we need to look at ourselves first.

2:
Ray has invited Roy to his house for dinner...Roy ate a lot of food! And had a lot of gas! And he has made once! Ray had a dog named Rex and he said: -"Reeeex!" by warning him to not to make gas!!! And Roy thought "Ohh! How wonderful!...Ray thought his dog is "far...ing" Roy has relaxed! He has fa...ted again! Ray said "Reeeex!" And Roy has fa...ted again! Ray said: "Reeeex!" Roy has relaxed a lot!!! He was continueing fa...ting...and Ray was saying: "Reeeeeex!" Roy has fa...ted several times! And Ray couldn't stop himself to shout with the very high voice by saying: "Rex come here or Roy will make shit on you!!!

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And this one...Of course the meaning of this story is not this... But maybe some people will say: "Aha! I have found the meaning of this story..." : " So we all understood that we shouldn't fa...t when we visit someone!!! :P Hahahah!!! Come on!!!! :D :P ( Well...I have some friends like that bytheway!!! Maybe they understood it like that!!!) Hahaha... :P

My comment is: When your friends make hostility and jealousy, understand what is going on....But don't tell it!!! See their real face! Understand what is under the mask but play the stupid! Say "Rex" all the time!!!! :P (I prefer not to say: "Rex come here or Roy will make shit on you!")... (;

3:
A man went to a doctor and he was explaining his sickness: -"I have a gas problem...I'm always "..." but there is no smell and no voice, and when I'm at work or at the bus and when I f...rt, people look at me strangely and laugh! I don't understand why. What is the problem doctor?" -"Hhmm" said the doctor and continued: -"Take this medicine and when you finish it come again." Man has used it and went to doctor again and said: -"Doctor...I've used the medicine and that made me even worse!...It didn't smell before and now it smells!" Doctor said: -"I have healed your sinus and now its time to heal your ears"!!!!!

I'll leave this story's meaning to you....I believe that you guys understood the meaning of this.... (;
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A tourist group who came from different countries went to a cafe which was in the centre of the city, and they ordered coke. When their coke came, they saw that there is a black fly in their coke. The English wanted another coke in an another clean glass, Swedish wanted another coke in the same glass, Finnish took out the fly from the glass and drank the coke, Russian drank the coke with the fly in it, Chinese ate the fly and didn't drink the coke, Jewish caught the fly and sold it to Chinese, Greek drank half of the coke then complained and wanted a new coke, Norwegian drank the coke and used the fly for fishing, Irish squized the fly, shaked it and gave it to the English and made him to drink it, the American gave that cafe to the court and and won, the Turkish has strongly protested!!!
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A man was travelling with his wife and their dog by car...He saw a frog on the road...he was almost going to crush it...He get out of the car...and put the frog somewhere safe...while he was walking to his car, he heard a voice...frog was talking with him...It said:"You are a good man...you have helped me...and I want to / will help you too...make a wish and I will make your wish to come true! Hmmm...he said and continued..."I want you to make my dog to come first at the dogs contest"...And frog said: "I have to see the dog"...He brought his dog from the car and frog looked at it and: "Ohh! But it has only three legs...I can't help it" said and continued..."make another wish." He said "ok then...I want you to make my wife to come first at the beauty contest." Frog said: "I have to see your wife" His wife has get out of the car and frog looked at her and said: "Can I see your dog again?"
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A women has get in the bus together with her son. The bus driver has looked at her son and:-"What an ugly boy" he said!The women got very angry and was swearing to the bus driver while going to sat somewhere....A man who was a lawyer was sitting near her and he said:-"Did the bus driver tell you something bad?...I'm a lawyer...go and ask his name, we'll give him to the court."Women said: "ok." and was preparing to go for asking the bus drivers name; the lawyer said:-"Leave your monkey here...I can look after him!!!"
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen.""Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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Soldiers are trained to jump from areoplanes. They have parachutes that open in the air so that they can fall safely to the ground.A sergeant was once instructing his soldiers. One of them ask him: "What must I do if the parachute does not open when I jump out?""Oh, that's all right. You just bring it back and you'' get another one," said the sergeant.
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
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A cop pulls over a car and asks the driver why he isn't wearing his seat belt. The driver says: "Officer, I always wear my seat belt. I must have just forgotten."The man's wife says: "Aw come on honey! You never wear your seat belt!"To which the husband replies: "Shut up you old cow!"So the cop asks: "Does he always yell at you like that?"To which she replies: "Only when he's drunk!"
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Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally, Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. "I got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."Great. Where do you live?""Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the
apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in.""Good. But tell me... what is all this business of kicking the front
door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"
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Happy Easter!

Matthew 10:16

I love this word! This is the philosophy of my life:
Matthew 10:16: I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves.

*MERRY CHRISTMAS*

Wonderful view

Peter's Experience of a Miracle By Zac Poonen

Well...This is a wonderful message about faith...

Peter's Experience Of A Miracle - Zac Poonen http://www.cfcindia.com/

In John 21:3, we read of Peter telling His fellow- apostles, "I am going fishing". He didn't mean that he was going to fish just that evening. What he meant was that he was quitting being an apostle - because he had been a failure at that - and was going back to fishing permanently! Peter had given up his fishing business some years earlier when the Lord called him. He had forsaken everything and sincerely followed the Lord, the best he knew how. But he had failed. He now felt that this business of being an apostle was not for him. After 3 1/2 years of listening to the most wonderful messages ever preached, by the greatest preacher who ever lived, he had denied the Lord outright - and that too, not just once, but thrice. He had had enough of trying to be an apostle.But there was one thing he could still do well - fishing. He had done that since he was a boy and he was an expert at it. So he decided to be a fisherman once again. Some of the other apostles felt the same way too. They too had forsaken the Lord in His hour of need and run away. So they would go back to fishing too, because they had failed at being "apostles"!! They were sincere men. They had appreciated Jesus' messages and their hearts had burned within them, when listening to Him. They had wanted to be His wholehearted disciples. But they had failed.
Your experience may be like theirs too. You may have heard powerful messages and been stirred by them. You heart may have burned within you when you heard God's Word. You may have forsaken all and sincerely sought to follow after the Lord. Perhaps you too have made "decisions" time and again, after listening to powerful messages. Perhaps after repeated failures, you may have said to yourself at times, "This time I am really going to make it". But you have gone out and failed again. As you look back today, perhaps all you can see behind you is failure piled upon failure, a thousand times over. Maybe some of you are so discouraged today that you are thinking, "It is no use. I might as well give up. This gospel may work for others. But it doesn't seem to work for me. I am too far gone. I can never make it."
Are you feeling like that today? Have you decided that you are never going to try again, because it's no use trying. Have you decided to go back to the world to seek a fortune or some empty pleasure there? Do you feel that it would have been better for you to have been a thoroughly worldly person who made no pretence of being a Christian rather than claiming to be a disciple of the Lord Jesus?Well, that was exactly how those apostles felt when they decided to go back to fishing. And the Lord permitted them to go, saying, as it were, "Go ahead. Try fishing and see if you can succeed there." So Peter and his friends tried all night to catch fish - and failed miserably. They had never had such a bad night in their entire lives.
Peter was turning away from the calling of God upon his life and God had to break him by making him fail. Those apostles had started fishing at about 6 o'clock in the evening. But Jesus didn't come to them until about 5 o'clock the next morning. The Lord knew that Peter was not going to get any fish that night. Why then didn't He come earlier - as soon as they went out - so that they wouldn't waste their time? Why didn't He come to them at least by 9 o'clock that night? Why did He wait till 5 o'clock the next morning? Why did He wait until they were exhausted, after having struggled for 11 hours and failed?
When Peter and his friends went out to fish that evening at 6 pm, they were not failures. They were brimming with hope. By 9 pm they hadn't caught any fish, and were perhaps a bit discouraged. But their outing could not still be written off as a "failure". By midnight they may have been quite depressed. By 4 am the next morning, they had begun to lose all hope. But they had still to become total failures. For that to happen, they had to fail some more. The graph of their self-confidence was going down. But it had to go all the way down to zero - to rock bottom. And that occurred only at 5 am. Then they were ready to give up. Then they must have said, "It's no use trying any more. Let's go home".
That's when the Lord appeared. That is God's way. And the Lord filled their net to overflowing. They had never caught such a good catch on any single day of their lives. That morning they caught 153 large fish. They had probably caught 20 or 30 fish on good days in the past. But this was a real miracle. No-one had ever caught so many fish in one day in that lake. This catch would go down in the record-books of Galilee! They would remember forever that the Lord did a miracle for them, just when they had given up all hope!
Are you at your "wits end" today, not knowing which way to turn, or what to do next, because everywhere you have turned you have experienced only disappointment and failure. Then you are probably very close to the place where the Lord is going to appear to you. Don't give up. He is only waiting for your self-confidence to reach a zero-point. If He hasn't come to you as yet, it only means that the graph of your self-confidence has not reached a zero-point as yet. He still sees some strength of Self left in you, which also has to go.
When Jesus finally came to the lakeside that morning, what did He ask them? He knew that they had no fish. Yet He asked them, "Boys, do you have any fish?" Perhaps none of them answered at first. Maybe He had to ask them that a second time. Then they answered, "No". They admitted that they were failures. They were honest. That was all that the Lord wanted them to admit - that they were failures. One of the greatest joys in my life has been to discover this glorious truth: That the main thing God requires from us, at any point in our lives, is honesty. Then He can do a miracle for us.

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Well...Rozlin wanted from me to write: "I get this photos from Rozlin's file" :)

Quotes

Napoleon Bonaparte's Quotes:

Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
He who fears being conquered is certain of defeat.
I know when it is necessary, how to leave the skin of lion
to take one of fox.

Kindness Quotes:

Sophocles
One who knows how to show and to accept kindness will
be a friend better than any possession.

Ralph Sockman
Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing is so gentle
as true strength.

Dawna Markova
Once you begin to acknowledge random acts of
kindness-both the ones you have received and the ones
you have given-you can no longer believe that what you
do does not matter.

Kahlil Gibran
Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and
despair, but manifestations of strength and resolution.

Anonymous
One of the most difficult things to give away is kindness;
it usually comes back to you.

Confucius
To be able to practice five things everywhere under
heaven constitutes perfect virtue... gravity, generosity of
soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.

Jean Jacques Rousseau
What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?

Abraham Joshua Heschel
When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I
am old, I admire kind people.

Faith Quotes:

Japanese proverb
Fear is only as deep as the mind allows.

William Durant
Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget about
everything except what you're going to do now - and do
it.

Bertrand Russell
Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the
main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning
of wisdom.

Unknown Author
Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death.

Blaise Pascal
In faith there is enough light for those who want to
believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.

Michael Korda
In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.

Wally Amos
It doesn't matter how many say it cannot be done or how
many people have tried it before; it's important to realize
that whatever you're doing, it's your first attempt at it.

John Burroughs
It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are
naturally affirmative.

Everett D. Martin
It is easier to believe than to doubt.

Unknown author
It is not important what you believe, only that you
believe.

Helen Keller
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing
can be done without hope or confidence.

Leo Buscaglia
Our talents are the gift that God gives to us... What we
make of our talents is our gift back to God.

John Ruskin
People are eternally divided into two classes, the believer,
builder, and praiser, and the unbeliever, destroyer and
critic.

Norman Vincent Peale
People become really quite remarkable when they start
thinking that they can do things. When they believe in
themselves they have the first secret of success.

Lewis Cass
People may doubt what you say, but they will believe
what you do.

Napoleon Hill
What the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can
achieve.

Anthony Robbins
What we can or cannot do, what we consider possible or
impossible, is rarely a function of our true capability. It is
more likely a function of our beliefs about who we are.

Theodore Roethke
What we need are more people who specialize in the
impossible.

Bertrand Russell
What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to
find out.

John Ruskin
What we think or what we believe is, in the end, of little
consequence. The only thing of consequence is what we
do.

Brian Tracy
Whatever you believe with feeling becomes your reality.

H. K. Barclay
When walking through the "valley of shadows,"
remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.

Walt Disney
When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way,
implicitly and unquestionably.

Maxwell Maltz
When you believe you can - you can!

Unknown Author
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

Denis Waitley
If you believe you can, you probably can. If you believe
you won't, you most assuredly won't. Belief is the ignition
switch that gets you off the launching pad.

Ronnie Lott
If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning
If you desire faith, then you have faith enough.

Anthony Robbins
If you develop the absolute sense of certainty that
powerful beliefs provide, then you can get yourself to
accomplish virtually anything, including those things
that other people are certain are impossible.

Alfred A. Montapert
If you don't have solid beliefs, you cannot build a stable
life. Beliefs are like the foundation of a building, and they
are the foundation to build your life upon.

William Hazlett
If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary
to victory.

Friedrich Schlegel
In actual life every great enterprise begins with and
takes its first forward step in faith.

Thomas Fuller
He does not believe who does not live according to his
belief.

Confucius
Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.

George Eliot
Human beliefs, like all other natural growths, elude the
barrier of systems.

Rudyard Kipling
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody - it saves
so much trouble.

H. L. Mencken
I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I
believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I
believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.

Jon Erickson
I found that I could find the energy... that I could find the
determination to keep on going. I learned that your mind
can amaze your body, if you just keep telling yourself, I
can do it... I can do it... I can do it!

Anne Frank
I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still
believe that people are really good at heart.

Mother Teresa
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just
wish that He didn't trust me so much.

The Bible, Matthew 17:20
I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a
mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, "Move from
here to there" and it will move.

Gerry Spence
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one
closed by belief.

Author unknown
A little faith will bring your soul to heaven, but a lot of
faith will bring heaven to your soul.

Marcus T. Cicero
A man of courage is also full of faith.

Unknown Author
Achieving starts with believing.

Oprah Winfrey
Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do
whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are
and are willing to work with a power that is greater than
ourselves to do it.

William Salter
As the essence of courage is to stake one's life on a
possibility, so the essence of faith is to believe that the
possibility exists.

Caracter Quotes:

Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you would not be known to do anything, never do it.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Our own heart, and not other men's opinions, forms our
true honor.

Eleanor Roosevelt
People grow through experience if they meet life honestly
and courageously. This is how character is built.

Karl G. Maeser
A man without character is like a ship without a rudder.

Heraclitus
A man’s character is his fate.

James Allen
Whether you be man or woman you will never do
anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest
quality of the mind next to honor.

David Starr Jordan
Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how
to do it, and virtue is doing it.

Zig Ziglar
With integrity you have nothing to fear, since you have
nothing to hide. With integrity you will do the right
thing, so you will have no guilt. With fear and guilt
removed you are free to be and do your best.

Determination Quotes:

Johann von Goethe
Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not
enough, we must do.

Peter Marshall
Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen,
but give us the determination to make the right things
happen.

Samuel Smiles
Men who are resolved to find a way for themselves will
always find opportunities enough; and if they do not find
them, they will make them.

Unknown Author
More powerful than the will to win is the courage to
begin.

Dale Carnegie
Most of the important things in the world have been
accomplished by people who have kept on trying when
there seemed to be no hope at all.

Norman Vincent Peale
If you want to get somewhere you have to know where
you want to go and how to get there. Then never, never,
never give up.

Samuel Johnson
If your determination is fixed, I do not counsel you to
despair. Few things are impossible to diligence and skill.
Great works are performed not by strength, but
perseverance.

Franklin D Roosevelt
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails,
admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try
something.

John J. Watson
It was courage, faith, endurance and a dogged
determination to surmount all obstacles that built this
bridge.

William Somerset Maugham
It’s a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept
anything but the best, you very often get it.

Leon Battista Alberti
A man can do all things if he but wills them.

American Proverb
Success is a ladder you cannot climb with your hands in
your pockets.

Vincent T. Lombardi
The difference between a successful person and others is
not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather
a lack of will.

Italian Proverb
To him who is determined it remains only to act.

Kent Steffes
To succeed at the level I want to... you have to be focused
and serious.

Tommy Lasorda
The difference between the impossible and the possible
lies in a person's determination.

Colin Powell
The freedom to be your best means nothing unless you are
willing to do your best.

Roger Bannister
The man who can drive himself further once the effort
gets painful is the man who will win.

Richard Devos
The only thing that stands between a man and what he
wants from life is often merely the will to try it and faith
to believe it is possible.

Unknown Author
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox
There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder or
control the firm resolve of a determined soul.

Helen Keller
While they were saying among themselves it cannot be
done, it was done.

Zig Ziglar
Will you look back on life and say, "I wish I had," or "I'm
glad I did"?

Zig Ziglar
Winning is not everything, but the effort to win is.

F. Scott Fitzgerald
Vitality shows not only in the ability to persist, but in the
ability to start over.

Jesse Owens
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams into
reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication,
self-discipline, and effort.

Hannibal
We will either find a way, or make one.

Alexander Graham Bell
What this power is, I cannot say. All I know is that it
exists...and it becomes available only when you are in
that state of mind in which you know exactly what you
want...and are fully determined not to quit until you get
it.

Peter F. Drucker
What you have to do and the way you have to do it is
incredibly simple. Whether you are willing to do it, that's
another matter.

Greg Hickman
Whenever you get knocked down in the game of life,
immediately get up, get better and get going again.

Niccoló Machiavelli
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be
great.

English Proverb
Where there's a will, there's a way.

Harvey Mackay
People begin to become successful the minute they decide
to be.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
People only see what they're prepared to see.

Mike Ditka
I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can
do it. I think if you are determined enough and willing to
pay the price, you can get it done.

Brian Tracy
Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as you
persist, you will be successful.

Winston Churchill
Never, never, never, never give up.

Mario Andretti
Desire is the key to motivation, but it's determination
and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal -
a commitment to excellence - that will enable you to
attain the success you seek.

William Jennings Bryan
Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice;
it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be
achieved.

Denis Waitley
Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite
of the roadblocks that lay before you.

Unknown Author
Don't get discouraged; it's usually the last key in the
bunch that opens the lock.

Paul "Bear" Bryant
Don't give up at half time. Concentrate on winning the
second half.

Napoleon Hill
Every person who wins in any undertaking must be
willing to cut all sources of retreat. Only by doing so can
one be sure of maintaining that state of mind known as a
burning desire to win - essential to success.

Gandhi
Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its
stages of drudgery and triumph; a beginning, a struggle
and a victory.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand. Confucius

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. Henry Ward Beecher

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Victor Borge

Humor is just another defense against the universe. Mel Brooks

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. Sid Caesar

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. Frank A. Clark

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. Max Eastman

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Paul Fadiman

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. Mohandas Gandhi

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. Christopher Morley

Wit is the lowest form of humor. Alexander Pope

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. Leo Rosten

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov